Someone on Facebook posted about Married At First Sight the other day, and I commented that reality television is anything but real (I’m not generally known to butt into discussions about shows I’ve never watched, by the way). After this Twitch.tv broadcast I came to the conclusion that my livestreams are in fact the new “reality television”.
I don’t think any amount of fabricated drama could have perfectly timed baby Noah to swipe a full jug of water on the floor right as I was giving my intro, so this broadcast will go down in history as the one that opened with Jackie mopping the floor.
Also, it seemed like a good idea at the time to put up a “starting soon” screen for 15 minutes before I went live so I could build up anticipation. It turned out to be a great way to haemorrhage an audience, so much so I jumped in after 9 minutes because I was in danger of losing the two remaining people who stayed around.
The following recipes are broken down according to the steps I used in this session –
Basic Malaysian Curry Paste
INGREDIENTS:
- 2 brown onions, peeled and quartered
- 6 cloves garlic, peeled
- 3 Tbsp minced lemongrass
- 2 Tbsp minced ginger
- 5 Tbsps Malaysian curry powder
- ⅓ cup oil
METHOD:
- Combine onions and garlic in food processor and blend to a paste.
- Transfer into a thick-based saucepan or wok, add lemongrass, ginger and curry powder and mix well.
- Fry for 4-5 minutes until some of the moisture in the onion is reduced. Add oil and fry until oil separates and curry paste is brown.
- Allow to cool before storing in fridge for up to 4 weeks or in freezer for 6 months.
Malaysian Chicken Curry
INGREDIENTS:
- 1kg chicken drumsticks
- 1 Tbsp chicken powder
- 1 tsp sugar
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 cup coconut cream
- 3 cups water
- ½ quantity of curry paste from recipe above
METHOD:
- Fry the drumsticks with the paste for about 5 minutes.
- Add all other ingredients and simmer (partially covered with lid) until chicken is cooked through – about 20-25 minutes. Stir occasionally to prevent scorching.
Vegetarian Curry Puffs
INGREDIENTS:
- 4 potatoes, diced and steamed
- 1 Tbsp vegetarian seasoning powder (I use a mushroom seasoning)
- 2 Tbsps sugar
- 1 tsp salt
- ¼ cup commercial fried shallots
- ½ quantity of curry paste from recipe above
METHOD:
- Combine all ingredients and cook until everything is mixed through and the sugar is dissolved. Adjust seasoning as required.
- Spread contents on pans to cool down to room temperature before use.
Pastry –
Water Dough
INGREDIENTS:
- 480g strong flour
- 75g butter
- 280ml water
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp lemon juice
METHOD:
- Combine all ingredients in dough mixer and knead to a soft, non-tacky dough.
Butter Dough
INGREDIENTS:
- 200g plain flour
- 150g butter, cut into small pieces
METHOD:
- Combine flour and butter and mix to a firm consistency (don’t work it too much or it’ll be too soft to use).
To make curry puffs-
- Pinch butter dough to make small balls about 2cm in diameter.
- Scoop water dough to make portions about double the size of butter dough balls.
- Wrap butter dough into water dough. Using a rolling pin, flatten dough into a long strip.
- Roll up, turn 90 degrees, then roll out again.
- Roll up into a tube and set aside. Repeat with rest of dough. Cover with cloth or cling wrap to prevent dough from getting crusty.
- Cut a tube of dough in half per video, roll out into an oval shape the size of your palm (well, my palm).
- With the non-patterned side facing up, place a tablespoon of filling in the middle, then pleat per video.
- Keep curry puffs apart or they’ll stick together.
- Heat oil to 180°C and fry for about 10 minutes or until brown.
- Remove, drain and serve.